The farmer phoned this morning
With news of our bird
And it's all so depressing
The worst I have heard
The turkey died of bird flu
He wants me to know
So ‘twas sausage and bacon
And mashed potato
The little Christmas puddings
Were hard as a rock
They broke granddad's false teeth
And now he's in shock
We pulled the Christmas crackers
They were all a damp squid
Which was so darn annoying
They cost twenty quid
We sat and watched the telly
Kings speech was a bore
Granddad sat on the sofa
And started to snore
Christmas was just like last year
I just want it to end
Now we have a power cut
I'm going round the bend!
As always, I've changed it after posting it. I'll get it right one day! !
Ho! Ho! Ho! A great funny one, Santa! Sorry...I meant DAVID!
Hilarious. Enjoyed reading. Laughed a lot. Thank You, David.
David, Please read my poem The Broken Nativity Scene and comment
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
This is a wonderful funny poem it made me smile