A Farty Tale (Apologies In Advance!) Poem by Daniel P Martin

A Farty Tale (Apologies In Advance!)

Rating: 5.0


Men are famed to fart a lot,
And Women must accept-it,
Though even I have to admit,
Mine can be rather septic.

I’ll give an example; my claim to fame,
Though it didn't go down very well,
Twice one night, I woke my wife…
Once with the volume,
Once with the smell.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Stefanie Fontker 24 October 2011

Haha, gross, dude. Nice writing, silly and upbeat, I like this a lot.

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Jinal Oswal 18 October 2011

LOL.... Reading the poem name.. I thought it will be some kind of a story.. But you caught me for a surprise... Amazing :)

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Jacqui Broad 17 October 2011

Thanks for making my day! I bet your wife didn't laugh, but we who have good senses of humor, may laugh at a little bit of flatulence... :)

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Shadow Girl 14 October 2011

LMFAO! ! ! ! haha..that was gr8! ! ! i agree with my lil bro US...funny! ! !

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Unwritten Soul 14 October 2011

LOL it is not your own fairy tale...for sure..but funny scale poem, of course hahahaha i am laughing while reading this...your mind here help many people kick all tense out hahahaha..i like funny poem_Unwritten Soul

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