A Spoof Upon The Roof With Proof Poem by Theodora (Theo) Onken

In early March he made his debut upon our roof...
.....Have all the info.....Have all the proof!
Soon he made a debut on Facebook Timeline......
...Not many friends...but just enough to find!

He's playing cool, right now, on the down low...
.....Cos, we believe-about the HEAT, he does know!
Thinking it best to pause and chill for a while.....
...We're aware of it all...and he's no man of 'Style'!

He's a tried and true sheep of the Shepard of Wrong-
.....Plans on visiting places he just doesn't belong!
He's laid out 'his for much later plans-his ultimate 'Goal'
...Watch your feet baby 'Kangaroo' or you'll end up in a Rabbit Hole!

The Hole is the kind that will put you back again behind bars...
.....Because as football season nears-you'll be NO star...!
Might it be better to look to legit jobs to earn your bread? ? ?
...Like working for heating and air conditioning with a boss named Fred!

You might want to break your agreement...
.....With the Shepard Of Wrong.....
Because we're getting much closer now!
...It shouldn't be too long! ! ! !

Plans for our attic little Kangaroo?
.....Think again about what you plan to do...
We're aware of the space & the wiring too! ! !
...I'd back off now - as many have noticed our view!


Theodora Onken

9/4/17

P.S. He's not male model material and has changed the spelling of his last name. He reminds me of Sammy Davis in the face- just a younger version and white. First on the roof the first week in March - since then 2 more loud thuds in yet different places.