An Aladdin's Cave Smorgasbord Selection Variety Poem by Terence George Craddock

Vodafone limits confines advertising strategy
strictly to access mass population kiwiland city
with wonderful coupons generous giveaway
coupons for deals discounts at cinema chains
chic trendy elegantly fashionable clothing stores
brand appealing coffee outlets wonderful places
an Aladdin's cave smorgasbord selection variety
eye candy heart flutters with lure consumer desires

Vodafone city customers feel gay happy with choices
Vodafone rural customers feel joy dissipate drain away
closest of these brand city stores are located hundreds
of miles away not a single coupon can we locally access
shattering is sudden shock transformation joy to sorrow
realization location denied we cannot shop today tomorrow