Another Game Fo Our Computer Voice Poem by Tom Billsborough

Another Game Fo Our Computer Voice

Rating: 5.0


Well,I went to the John
F. Kennedy Airport
With Gladys, who had a large rear
Engine auto.
She also had a large pair
Of picnic baskets and a
Full crate of beer.
She was plane
Spotter u see
Unlike me who just went along
For the ride
In her large rear
Engine auto.
When she took off her top
(Of a picnic basket)
It would have had Yogi
Bear in raptures.
What's with you, Bo Bo?
Watch out for Poem Ranger, Yogi!
What she offered was very juicy and fruity
Two large melons,
Breasts
Of minted lamb
A pair of deliciously fleshy legs
Of Chicken..
The whole works laid out before me!
"Later, dear, later, " she said with a smile.
"I need to get these down."
I thought she meant something else,
Not flipping plane numbers!
Ah well, maybe I'll get
A dip in her basket
Later.

Saturday, June 29, 2019
Topic(s) of this poem: humor
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
Instruction to reader. Read it line by line as per our lovely computer
voice
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Susan Williams 01 July 2019

Okay- I went back and listened to that voice and dang if it didn't make me laugh harder! ! !

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Susan Williams 01 July 2019

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha- -talk about provocative! ! ! ! It also provoked me to laughter. I think I'll skip Computer Voice- I get so irritated with it I want to scream. Tell me- -how do you come up with these trains of thought? ? ? ?

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Tom Billsborough 02 July 2019

I think I was listening to one of mine being mangled by lady computer voice and vowed revenge on PH. My first try out, a short one, is called Computer Speaketh. This isn't silly just an experiment. As it passed I thought I'd give PH the full works. Gladys is my mythical error-prone typist who drinks only three bottles of Gin a day. It's a joke I share with Bri Edwards

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wes vogler 29 June 2019

I have never used the sound on my poem site I find it inconsistentt and unwarranted

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Jane Campion 29 June 2019

A great poem full of humor.

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Bernard F. Asuncion 29 June 2019

It's delightful to read, sir Tom.....10+++++

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