Linda Ori

Rookie - 169 Points (08/13/1945 / UTAH)

Blonde Moment - Poem by Linda Ori

They call it a blonde moment -
A glitch of intelligent thought
I knew what I thought I was thinking
But before I could think, I forgot;
It has something to do with the wiring
It's tangled, and tends to short out,
Somewhere in the process of thinking
I forget what I'm thinking about;
Tomorrow I may go out shopping
And buy a new color to try
So when I don't get what you're saying
You'll think that I do, but I lie;
I'll make a big change on the outside
So people will give me a nod
I'll still be a blonde on the inside
But no one will know it - thank God!

Comments about Blonde Moment by Linda Ori

  • (1/25/2009 5:06:00 PM)

    Uproaressly funny. Such a wonderful flow and witty ease here Linda. This amazing write betrays the blonde who the poem so perfectly describes. Surely not written during a blonde moment. Love it! (Report) Reply

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  • Melvina Germain (7/3/2007 11:17:00 PM)

    Very creative writing and a wonderful sense of humor.--Melvina-- (Report) Reply

  • Malini Kadir (6/11/2007 10:56:00 PM)

    your sense of humor is appealing! (Report) Reply

  • (4/26/2007 7:55:00 PM)

    Haha...I really enjoyed that. But even though you have blonde moments, you have moments of great creativity (as seen in this well written poem) . Great poem...well thought out and well executed. Top marks!
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  • Brian Dorn (4/20/2007 10:26:00 PM)

    Poetically speaking, blondes do have more've just proven that! Good stuff, Linda!
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  • (4/9/2007 9:06:00 PM)

    laughing: O)
    we are not blonde at our house but I painted a t-shirt for my 16 year old daughter
    Blonde At Heart : O) She is forever having moments
    Love it
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  • (2/24/2007 8:58:00 AM)

    Yes - - - but are you - - - as I have been told,
    really having more fun ?
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  • (1/21/2007 11:46:00 AM)

    Very funny Linda. It's unfair that this rubbish has passed into common usage - but I'm sure it's got a lot of potential for exploitation by bright blonde's - the writer for example! Who wrote this for you? xx jim (Report) Reply

  • (1/8/2007 2:20:00 PM)

    Loved this 'blonde moment' Linda, as I get older, these moments happen more and more. : ( Great poem. Take care and Happy New Year. Joey (Report) Reply

  • (9/5/2006 6:39:00 AM)

    Very good, witty, offering, Linda :) A pleasure to be reading your work again!
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  • (8/20/2006 5:44:00 AM)

    This is funny! Hilarious! Like you, I think I am going to change my color. With all the goofs that I do, I'm changing my color to blonde! Very good, Linda! A ten. (Report) Reply

  • (8/6/2006 3:11:00 PM)

    lol, yeah we all have our blonde moments...blond days..>.< awsome work. yaay.
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  • (7/27/2006 3:37:00 PM)

    This is great fun, ever stopped to think then.....forgot to start again, TEE HEE
    Thankyou Linda
    Love duncan x
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  • (7/27/2006 12:19:00 AM)

    Wry humor. Charming. Well done! (Report) Reply

  • (7/23/2006 12:09:00 PM)

    Pretty funny, Linda!

    dan =)
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  • (7/22/2006 8:58:00 PM)

    Good to see your comical tinge shine, Linda. (Report) Reply

  • (7/19/2006 12:39:00 AM)

    One of my favourit blondes, real or otherwise was Norma Jean. Hollwood killed her. Don't let it happen to you Linda, we need you... (Report) Reply

  • (7/15/2006 4:41:00 PM)

    Hey, don't worry about it Linda - I'm a brunette and still have at least one blonde moment a day! Thanks for the smile.
    Anna xxx
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  • Frank James Ryan Jr...fjr (7/15/2006 5:06:00 AM)

    QUITE AN INTRUIGING WRITE, LINDA...CREATIVE THEME...YOU GET THESE IMPULSES OFTEN? LOL...FINE PENNING'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''FRANK/FJR''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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  • (7/14/2006 11:36:00 PM)

    linda...this is great...we in india are all blackhaired...only by choise does a blonde emerge out of bottle...and it doesnt suit our skin i know why they choose that colour! ! ! your poem...10 for the blonde (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Friday, July 14, 2006

Poem Edited: Monday, August 16, 2010

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