Bri's: Superman 3.... [ Inspired By ' Superman ' Poems By The Crow, And Judith Blatherwick, On P H; Short; ' Man Of Steel '; Humour/Humor, Some] Poem by Bri Edwards

Lois Lanes I have. I do! Yes, I do, plenty too! !
I can handle all of them; no need to share with you.
I am the iconic Super Hero of my childhood days;
I've impressed ALL around the world in MANY ways.
It's true that I CAN 'leap tall buildings in a SINGLE bound',
but a Rocket Pack on my back is easier, I have found.

My MASSIVE chest deflects bullets, and all sorts of stuff,
and, yes, I do laundry too, IF deflecting bullets ain't enough …..
for YOU.
And sometimes dishes I've been known to wash [I Prefer Paper].

BUT my favorite trick is the Very Technical: 'X-ray Caper'.
My eyes can spy on anything …..NOT encased in the metal lead,
e.g. through your home's walls and to YOU in your cozy BED!
So, if word gets to you that I'm in your neighborhood, beware, Aunties.
IF my x-ray is set to Very High Strength, I'll be able to see panties….
IF you're wearing any! !

AND.............I make a nice friend!

(January 3, 2017)