Chips Poem by Tom Allport

Chips

Rating: 5.0


Mr Dick Tator
Got a job
As an assistant
In a fish and chip shop
One of his first tasks
Was to batter the fish
But because he wasn't a violent man
He decided to only make chips.

Tuesday, April 24, 2018
Topic(s) of this poem: humour
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Susan Williams 30 April 2018

hahahaahahahahahahahahahaha- Thank You! I needed a chuckle! ! ! ! And I got several of them from this breezy and fun poem! ! ! Thank you for being a good member of PH- we need more like you!

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Kumarmani Mahakul 27 April 2018

A beautiful poem with amusing depiction and humour has been presented here startlingly. Thanks for sharing.10

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Practicing Poetess 24 April 2018

Batter the fish- - WA HAHAHAHAHA! Perhaps with a name such as his, he'd be better suited to politics? (dictator.) Immensely enjoyed!

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yellow 24 April 2018

I hope his contract had a Against the use of batter clause. Very clever Tom. Enjoyed reading this.

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