Diary Of A Nine Day Poet Poem by stephen stirk

Diary Of A Nine Day Poet

Rating: 4.3


Today (Day 1) I writed stuff I thort was pritty neet
I wanna do this poet shit, so that I can complete

Today (Day 2) I wroted tings I thawt was really neat
I one ta do these poem stuff just so I can compete

Today (Day 3) I wroted down some things I thawt was neat
I want to do some poet stuff just so I can compete

Today (Day 4) I wrote some things I thought was pretty neat
I want to do some poetry just so as I’ll compete

Today (Day 5) I’ve written things I think are fairly neat
I want to write poetically so that I can compete

Today (Day 6) I’m writing verse that is a poets treat
Expressing so poetically; you really can’t compete

Today (Day 7) One is just the best that one can be
I’m thinking other lesser folk should focus just on me

Today (Day 8) I give critique whilst looking down my nose
“One shouldn’t stand illiteracy – Does really one suppose”

Today (Day 9) Ones course is done, one writes on this and that
One’s still unread but now one wears a cloak and silk cravat

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Matt Mondschein 13 February 2013

ha ha ha Steven, I was looking to do something hilarious like this, great one, you have me rolling!

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Chuck Audette 27 May 2010

The problem with a hoodlum becoming a poet is that they go from bad to verse. Enjoyed this. -chuck

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