Diverticulitis (Limerick) Poem by Spock the Vegan
Diverticulitis (Limerick)
We divers were told by a man named Gus
When ocean diving, take a feather with us
Tickle the inside of the spout
of the whale to get spit out
He said whales don't like diver-tickle-itis
I'm planning to put this into my May showcase, listed with my poems. Thanks. questions? ask. Thanks. bri :)
to MyPoemList. bri :) p.s. Let me know, please, when there is a news event featuring a man (or woman) swallowing a whale.
I doubt that will happen. Actually the whale didn't swallow the man, he was in its mouth.
Very clever punch line! I'll try to remember to take feathers with me when I go swimming... wait, that's diving. I went diving once and it was not pleasant. My ears didn't like the pressure and bothered me the next two months! I did get to swim with and pet a manatee on the surface, though!
Well thanks, Wes. The opportunity presented itself, and it turned out to be limerick too.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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4/19/2024 8:59:24 PM # 1.0.0.1119
lol, we learn something new every day. Never swam with a whale before though. A fun read. Love it! tfs