How can anyone be the one caring,
And sharing...
With a giving of a devotion,
In a special relationship one is blessed to get...
When everything done someone else is consulted.
How can anyone be the one who says,
What it is they do outside and inside their bed...
Either does or does not satisfy or is dreaded.
And still professes to have an undying loyalty,
With requests to receive solicted suggestions.
Do women do this better,
Than men who brag about their prowess?
Who gathers with the 'girls' to unfurl every secret?
Not a guy dares admit,
If and when they've ever visited a proctologist.
Who 'is' more discreet,
With a keeping of their business sacred?
Who is more inclined to whine about every intimate detail?
To then complain during a night out with the 'gang',
About a spouse who doesn't listen but always has an open mouth.
Do women do this better,
Than men who brag about their prowess?
Who gathers with the 'girls' to unfurl every secret?
Not a guy dares admit,
If and when they've ever visited a proctologist.
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Witty, humorous piece, total delight. Our ladies deserve much more recognition!