Double Door Dilemma Poem by Sarah Sisson

What I'll describe for you
is called the double door dilemma.
The kind of entrances you see
in restaurants. A friend, a...

...companion maybe a
date of yours you've asked to go in first.
You've done your job well,
upright, but next scenario sure hurts....

...for both the parties that
just went through this seemingly grand move.
Your faced not with the beauty
of the grand room. There's more to prove.

She doesnt know weather
or not to sit there like the princess,
and you will have no time
to get the second door she'll address.

The second set of the
handles on that second set of doors,
you thought you had been the
great big gentleman getting before...

...the left door swung shut behind
you just while you're having convo.
Then almost out of nowhere
here comes one more gusty wind blow.

Before you're really inside
of this fine swank establishment,
the double door dilemma's
is what you experienced; went...

...to a place with very standard
doorways so please be aware
catching double doors
is tricky when a hostess isn't there.

Copyright ©® 12-19-2008 Sarah Sisson