Extreme Forever 3. Drinking Or Making A Fool Of… (A Real Story) . Poem by Konstantin Ananin

- Stop! You’ve drunk from this jug.
______________________________- Yes,
We’ll drink more, Sir
___________________- You can’t as
There’s an aquatic plant. And
It’ll be in your…
________________- Nothing bad!
We want to be near nature.
- But, it’s as bad as a culture
Of dangerous bacillus!
- Ha-ha! It won’t kill us.
We drank water from a bog
Last week.
___________- What?
__________________- Yes. With a frog!
- Do you mean you gulped the frog?
- Yes. It was such a thick fog,
That Tom noticed he’d gulped it…
- Oh, come on.
______________- Sir! But he did!
It began croaking in Pete.
That’s why he said he wouldn’t eat.
- I see the frog croaked in Pete.
- Yes.
_______- But it was Tom who gulped it.
- Yes.
_______- I’m afraid it’s begun.
You gulped that dangerous plant,
At once your poor friends went numb,
And only you…
_______________- It’s begun,
Sir.
______- Yes, I said the same words.
I’m calling the doctor!
_____________________- It works!
No doctors! The break began!
- There’s one fool in here, and
I think it’s me.
______________- Sir, no!
- Yes, if you fooled me. So,
I’m slow-witted. Hem… That’s that.
- Don’t say the joke was bad.
- Too good. I liked it.
___________________- Sir, that’s nice!
- It costs an extra exercise.