Cowboy Ron Williams Poems

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1.
My Cousin Don

I almost became a country singer.
My cousin Don invited me
to join him on tour once,
but I was having too much success
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2.
She's Never Been Kissed

She's never been kissed!
How could I have missed?
No woman can resist my charms.
I'll welcome her into my arms.
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3.
The Star

I followed the star;
I didn't know why.
It seemed not so far,
and bright in the sky.
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4.
Lonely Girl

Hey, there, lonely girl,
lonely and cold
there in that frozen country
much closer than I
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5.
My Final Resting Place

When I leave this world, I hope the sun shines.
When my mother died, it rained for three days.
I think the heavens wept for her, but I
do not deserve any adoration.
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6.
The Doctor's Verdict

The doc declared: 'Your husband is dead.'
'I am not! ' came his voice from the bed.
His wife said, 'Now, Dee,
we'd best not disagree;
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7.
Limerick: Getting Old

Said old mister Johnson, the leper:
'Way back then I was so much hepper,
and it's worse than I feared;
my salt and pepper beard
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8.
Bri Edwards, Quit Complaining

To my friend Bri:
Oh, why, oh, why
must you complain
your wife won't let
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9.
Gone In A Flash

I stand up to admire my work.
I knew this would be big,
but I really didn't expect so much.
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10.
My Uncle William Carlos

A red wheelbarrow...
So much depends on that thing?
What a crock of crap!
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