Old Cowboy Ron, well, that is me.
I never went to school.
I grew up working on a ranch,
and yet I ain't no fool.
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I asked the moon
if you could ever love me.
She did not respond
but just turned kind of green
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A youth called Little Jimmy came
to work at the Bar J,
and when that scrawny kid showed up,
we all just thought, 'No way! '
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There was a young girl named LeeAnn
who thought she would get a full tan.
She disrobed on the beach
with her clothes within reach
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I'm flying down the open road,
wind flowing through my hair.
My brain is in torpedo mode
and I've got time to spare.
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She's never been kissed!
How could I have missed?
No woman can resist my charms.
I'll welcome her into my arms.
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She's not expecting
me, I'm sure.
She's been let down
so much before.
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Dear Annie:
I think about you sometimes when I pass that old poplar tree
there by the little red schoolhouse where we first met. It's all boarded
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Poem Hunter notified me the other day
that a certain person had started
following me.
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I've traded in my horse
for a 2024 Porsche,
but I knew from the start
that I'd have to part
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