Sandra Osborne


Feminine Felines - Poem by Sandra Osborne

Cats gone crazy,
Feeling the heat
Walking around,
Low on their feet.

Looking for something
To make them feel good.
Looking for Q-Tips,
Or a long piece of wood.

Doesn't matter to them,
What makes the heat stop,
They dive on the bottom,
They crawl up on top.

But they really want Brutus
A tabby so tall,
But he'll never help them,
I cut off his balls!

(Sorry Brutus, I love you baby)


Comments about Feminine Felines by Sandra Osborne

  • (2/4/2005 6:14:00 AM)


    Poets love cats;
    cats love poets;
    'cos they're at home more
    and clever cats know it.
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  • (2/4/2005 4:06:00 AM)


    hey dont be brutal with brutus :)) let him have a ball or 2 :))) (Report) Reply

  • (2/4/2005 1:51:00 AM)


    When i go to bed tonight i am going to have a firm hold of the tackle

    Warm regards allan
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  • (2/4/2005 1:51:00 AM)


    Thank you again, Theodora. You are the best. You are so generouse to always read my work. Some friends and I were watching a movie earlier and I have 3 girl cats in heat. They all stalk poor Brutus. So this just came out, thanks again. (Report) Reply

  • (2/4/2005 1:44:00 AM)


    Sandra, I have cats, too...male and female...This just cracked me up, and I really needed to laugh...It is so good and so darn funny.
    You Go Girl
    Your friend,
    Theodora
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Poem Submitted: Friday, February 4, 2005

Poem Edited: Friday, February 4, 2005


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