Funny Bunny Poem by Linda Marie Van Tassell

I am no Playboy Bunny, honey.
I like sweetmeats, popcorn, and candy.
You might laugh and think that it's funny,
but muffintops come in quite handy.
I loathe exercise and a treadmill.
I am pleasantly plump and curvy.
I have the desire but lack the will.
I am what some call topsy-turvy.

I am surely no ugly duckling,
but I will not sport a bikini.
I am really great for a snuggling
but will never be a yogini.
I am moon pie, snookums, and cheesecake.
I am sweet cheeks, honeybun, and fluff.
I am kissy face, biscuit, milkshake,
cuddle bundle, boo, and powder puff.

I've had my days of fun in the sun.
I made it out to the other side.
The bunny trail provides a nice run,
but I rather like it here inside.
Hippity, hoppity, floppity,
this is my life and story to scale.
If you don't like it, no loss for me.
Pucker up and kiss my cottontail.