Girlfriend Poem by Ramona Thompson

Parody of N'Sync's Girlfriend

I don't know why you care
I don't even see you there
I don't love your eyes
And I don't love your smile
Girl, by now you must know
I don't wanna have an affair


The middle of the night
You want me by your side
No thanks stalker chick
I'd rather run and hide
Don't you know honey?
Have't I made it clear?
I ain't no.....
And baby even if you cry
I still won't stand by your side
Cos I don't even know you're alive
Hope you finally get what I've been trying to say to you


CHORUS


I don't wanna be your girlfriend
Tryin' so desperately to seduce me will do you no good
And no I won't hear your friends
When you send them to tell me I should
Cause I don't wanna be your girlfriend
Got no craving to be your shining star
The one to show you where you are
Girl, you should know by now
I never wanna be your girlfriend


Are you sure of what you say that you feel?
Do you really think that it's for real
Or are you just trying to torment my mind?
Are you trying hard to break my stride?
Do you know that to me you're really no big deal at all?


The middle of the night
You want me by your side
No thanks stalker chick
I'd rather run and hide
Don't you know honey?
Have't I made it clear?
I ain't no.....
And baby even if you cry
I still won't stand by your side
Cos I don't even know you're alive
Hope you finally get what I've been trying to say to you


CHORUS (Repeat)


Ever since you saw my face
Girl, you've been so obsessed
Nothing in either of our lifes has ever been the same
Walking around we spend all our time just cursing each other's names
Without me, I think that your world would end
You suicidal homicidal freakshow
I've looked around this whole damn place
And everything says I was't meant to be
I don't want to never be
Your girlfriend


CHORUS (Repeat)