How Did You Get To Heaven? Poem by Kim Barney

Kim Barney

Kim Barney

I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit

How Did You Get To Heaven?

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Saint Peter had quite a bit to do
Interviewing those that were new.
To one lass, he asked, 'Dear,
how did you get up here? '
And said the bright newcomer: 'Flu.'

How Did You Get To Heaven?
Monday, May 4, 2020
Topic(s) of this poem: canada day
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
- - - - - -Yesterday was Wes Vogler's Birthday. Wes is now 90 years old, but he is locked out of Poem Hunter and can't post any more poems. He has forgotten his password and they will not restore it to him or give him a new one. Wes lives in Canada and I have been thinking of him and his plight today and am posting a few limericks in his honor. Wes is the master of limericks and always encouraged me to write more of them.IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO HAS ANY CLOUT WITH POEM HUNTER AND CAN RESTORE A PASSWORD TO WES? HELP!
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Spock The Vegan 04 May 2020

The only idea I have is for him to ask Joe Biden if he remembers his password.

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Kim Barney 04 May 2020

There must be a joke in there somewhere, but I don't get it! Thanks for the comment, anyway.

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Grace Diane Jessen 04 May 2020

There is no end to your bright wit.

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Kim Barney 04 May 2020

Naw... I just use old jokes and turn them into poems.. the way Wes Vogler taught me! Thanks for the comment!

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