I Once Died From An Over Curley Head Of Hair Poem by Michael Gale
I Once Died From An Over Curley Head Of Hair
The owning of Pit Bulls should be not be legalized...
So that innocent children or women cannot be shredded to bits or even terrorized.
Why all the hype about them vicious dogs? ...
Their bites tear and kill worse than a Bull Frog's.
Did you ever hear of a death by a viciouse frog? ...
Heck no, most likely it was by a mean old dog.
Did you ever hear of someone being beaten to death due to a real mean and vicious mad butterfly? ...
You cannot attest that a butterflie's wings can mame and make one die.
One might die from the ever pecking of a woodpecker with a bad case of hiccups or diseases...
Or even the run away plastic blade of an electric fan with a real rabid ease.
When was the last time that you heard of a person dying from the
bite of an average sized earth worm? ...
More likely a woman left under an electric hair dryer while getting a perm.
Imagine dying from having hair that's way too frizzy...
More likely i could die from getting way too dizzy.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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8/30/2026 5:37:42 AM # rel_20260827T145718Z_a0f1bd3
To spend a moment inside yir' head when you are titling a poem, may in fact be on my dying wish list, Sir Michael Jeffrey! This is a genuine fun-to-read poem, my friend...and something about it calls to my mind the '65 Oscar winning 'Mary Poppins! Your text conTENt is more than inventive. FjR fJr