If It Weren'T For …… [human Procreation; Humor? ; Short; A Little Lying Perhaps] Poem by Bri Edwards

If It Weren'T For …… [human Procreation; Humor? ; Short; A Little Lying Perhaps]

Rating: 2.8


If it weren't for the beauty salon …..
which gave her the perm,
OR for the way she walked in heels,
which was almost-a-squirm,
OR for the way she felt in his presence…
(her tiny nipples got FIRM) ,
OR for how his 'thing' got so LONG,
like a stretching earthworm,
OR for how her freshly-freed egg cell ….
ENGULFED ……his wriggling sperm,

[[ IF (only) IT WEREN'T FOR 'that'! ! ]]

THEN ……..I might not be now writing this poem;
for THAT, I've my parents to thank. YOU truly do owe ‘em.

Sunday, July 13, 2014
Topic(s) of this poem: lust
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
wow! 'lust' IS a 'topic' already in PH's topic list! good for PH. or maybe this is a trick, allowing them to MORE easily delete 'objectionable poems'? hmmmm? suspicious, if ya ask ME. we'll see i guess.
i think this topic came to mind while i was reading a message from PH friend 'LUVinThe Now', but i can't remember the details. well, i don't KNOW if my mom wore heels or got her hair permed. :) bri

p.s. i used to have the last sentence starting 'I'. then i realized, of course! , that 'YOU' is more appropriate. ;)
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Kevin Patrick 27 July 2014

If it weren't for two drunken youths, in a small town with nothing to do, I would have just been a figment, without the privilege of never to read this. God bless young peoples promiscuity and lack of protection! Fantastic read

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