Lefty, Republicans, Should Be Called, Wepublicans. Poem by Michael Gale

Lefties are so rare and unique...
They're Republicans with a weak looking physique.

Now you see, I am a Democrat, always right...
We are some of God's all mighty, people, So cute, and bright.

Democrats don't want to stay at war...
Violence makes us squeamish, and tender and sore.

WE Democrats cannot stand or tolerate people that are crooked and half baked...
We can see straight through, to their lies that deem them so well deceitful and faked.

Lies, lies, lies, we are constantly told...
We tell the truth, we are righteous and bold.

If we wanted to go back to a war in the future....
We'd then, elect a left handed, fast talking, and constantly lying Republican, as the American people's puppeteeristic, or a hallow like rant-able-State, fixture.

Lefties are like women, just go try and figure...
Righties are the natural and smartest cure.

Lefties are un-keptly...
Righties are mighty.