(limerick) But Then I Read The Small Print Poem by WES Vogler

is THAT (illustration) Donald's response to reading this poem? i gotta read another. bri ;) P.S. ph WAS not making it easy to submit this comment. i ended up having to use my trick: sending Wes a message first. dumb PH program! !

I once had to have flood insurance when I lived in the vast fields of Michigan Amish country. What a relief to know that when I hit well water at 80 ft. if a geyser should erupt and an ark was in need due to the deluge I had my flood insurance tucked away in a waterproof container.....small print indeed.

The fine print: Payment will be made for all causes of death except natural causes, accident, illness, old age...

Ah, the fine print. To be sure you are not faking, you must remain dead for at least fifty years (in a row) before we pay out. : -)