(limerick)speeding With Alacrity Poem by WES Vogler
(limerick)speeding With Alacrity
(limerick)Speeding With Alacrity
The young motorist was arrested for habitual speeding.
He earnestly pled his case with the wizened old judge.
"Oh, but Judge... you just don't know my ways.
It's my quickness that earns the most praise."
"You'll have patience, I trust,
But now we will just...
See how fast you can do thirty days."
Can't keep up with you, Wes. Getting farther and farther behind in reading your poems. Don't have time to write my own anymore.
You are on a tear today, Wes. Maybe he'll get out in 20 days for good behavior.
Stay always in the mood. That is both encouragement, and selfishness. : -)
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5/11/2024 1:41:10 AM # 1.0.0.1119
Wow, It reminded me a joke, when this speeding person is brought before the judge he pleaded saying, I was rushing to my home b'coz my wife called and said she is going to her mother's house for a month and I somehow wanted to pack her belongings before she could change her mind.
there you are.. that comes under the heading of humor