Ode To The Mooch Poem by Sarah Sisson

I know your ulterior motive
I figured it out I've decoded...

...the real reason you did that favor.
What you really wanted was pay for...

...your problems you had and not pay back
the loan that I gave you. You attack...

...my character because you thought that
I could afford you to not give back...

..the generosity I lent you.
I would not do that but for rare few.

So now that I know of your motive,
you might as well bite where my throat is.

I do think you taught me a lesson
that lending money's a digression.