Of Utmost Importance! ! ...[ Bri Warns P-H Friends Et Al ] Poem by Bri Edwards

I think the 'Old PoemHunter' 'forbade' us from using
this as an 'email-type' of site. Too bad!
I'm taking a risk that, for any transgression on my part,
I will be banished, ...as it would be SAD!

'Sad' for me, and all of YOU, as well, perhaps, at this site.
It might be sad for P-H, because YOU all might say: 'Alright,
then WE all shall leave P-H! ' What then will P-H do? ?
Could it truly survive IF because of ME, P-H lost all of YOU?



HONESTLY,

FRIENDS (A FEW) , RELATIVES (SOME) , AND RELATIVES (A FEW) OF THE 'IN-LAW' OR 'STEP' VARIETY,

EXCEPT FOR 911 EMERGENCY.....(USING MY OTHERWISE OUT-OF-RECEPTION-RANGE CELL PHONE) ..... I SHALL BE COMPUTERLESS AND PHONE-POOR FOR APPROX.5 DAYS.

I PREDICT THIS NEWS WILL CAUSE SOME OF YOU FEELINGS OF EXTREME HARDSHIP, FRUSTRATION, AND ANXIETY; ....I KNOW YOUR COMMUNICATION WITH ME IS PARAMOUNT IN YOUR LIVES. [[ THERE'S A WORD I MAY HAVE NEVER USED, 'PARAMOUNT', THOUGH I MAY HAVE SEEN SOME OF THEIR MOVIES YEARS AGO AT 'SHINES THEATER' IN GENEVA NY.

MY MATE WILL BE IN NC, LEAVING ME IN SC. AND NOT TO TAKE CARE OF HENS, AS OUR HENS MAY BE IN HEAVEN...OR.....?

WHILE WIFEY IS AWAY, I SHALL/WILL RESIDE IN THE LOWEST LEVEL OF THIS 3-STORY HILLSIDE HOME, WHICH....(LOWEST LEVEL) ....IS A FULL 2-BEDROOM APARTMENT; I SHALL SLEEP IN THE APARTMENT'S LIVINGROOM. I MADE THE MOVE YESTERDAY, NOT WANTING TO RUSH BEFORE WIFEY'S 5 P.M. ESTIMATED TIME OF DEPARTURE TODAY, SUNDAY.

THE APARTMENT HAS A NON-WORKING PHONE JACK, OR I'D HAVE A PHONE FROM 'UPSTAIRS' DOWNSTAIRS.

OH! WHY, ....SOME OF THE 'CURIOUS' MAY ASK, .....WHY DON'T I REMAIN UPSTAIRS? THAT'S AN EXCELLENT QUESTION.

I WON'T GIVE all OF THE DETAILS. [[ DO I HEAR MOANS COMING FROM ANYONE? ? ! ]]

BRIEFLY (REALLY) : MY MATE, NAME WITHHELD, WILL CLOSE-OFF THE MAIN FLOOR, TURN ON THE HEAT PUMP...JUST FOR THE 'UPSTAIRS'....TO A COOLING SETTING (I ASSUME 'COOL') AND RUN AN 'OZONE MACHINE' 24/7' WHILE SHE IS AWAY, WITH HOPES THAT THE OZONE WILL 'KILL MOLD' (AND ANY LIVING THING IN THE OZONE ZONE, WHICH IS TO INCLUDE THE 'AC' DUCTS) .

HAS SHE THOUGHT OF OUR KITCHEN-WINDOW-'PET' SPIDER? ? ? I'D BETTER not REMIND HER.

NEVER FEAR, I WILL (OR PLAN TO) SURVIVE AND WILL CONTINUE TO CHECK FOR MAIL [USPS], AND FOR PACKAGES, WHICH UPS, FEDEX, ET AL MAY LEAVE IN 'THE BIG GREEN METAL CHAIR' ON THE PORCH (AN OZONE-FREE ZONE) .

ALL VISITING WOMEN HAVE BEEN 'WARNED' TO BE GONE BY MY WIFE'S ETA BACK 'HOME'.

I HOPE 16 ADDRESSES ARE ENOUGH TO BOTHER WITH THIS. I LATER SENT TO 3 MORE, AND NOW....
TO ALL OF MY 'READERS' HERE.

BRI

;)

AND BEST WISHES TO YOU ALL! ! ! !

(July 16th,2023)