Old Bachelors Beware Poem by Ima Ryma

Tale of 'Arsenic and Old Lace, '
Abby and Martha Brewster were
Spinster sisters of charm and grace
Who were on a mission for sure.
To lonely old bachelors they
Would rent a room so as to bring
To each old guy during his stay
An end to his life suffering.
They'd commit murders by design.
To each bachelor they'd present
Arsenic in a glass of wine,
Then bury him in the basement.

The sisters at end of the tale
Were sent to live at Happydale.