Recipe For Cooking Carp Poem by Spock the Vegan

Recipe For Cooking Carp

Rating: 4.8


Grandpa told me the way to cook
A carp freshly off the hook

No need to clean it or fillet
No need to measure it or to weigh

You place it gently on a pine board
Pack it in clay mud, but not a horde

Bake 4 hours then peel off the clay
Remove the carp and throw it away

Wash the mud from off the pine
Now eat the board, sprinkled with brine

Recipe For Cooking Carp
Monday, December 22, 2014
Topic(s) of this poem: baking,cooking,fish,fishing,grandfather,humor
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
This is a true story, but might not quite be his recipe.
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Kim Barney 23 December 2014

Hilarious. My grandfather also had a similar recipe.

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Spock The Vegan 17 October 2016

This was a sort of joke, but Gramps taught me a lot of things like how to straighten out a crooked nail to reuse it.

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Grace Jessen 23 January 2015

Cute poem! I don't think I have ever heard of this recipe before.

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Spock The Vegan 17 October 2016

Thanks. I have eaten carp, so this recipe makes some sense.

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Cowboy Ron Williams 03 October 2020

Here's an example I found of an epigram: Epigrams often contain an opposition or a contradiction that generate their witty " twist, " as in the poet Ogden Nash's most famous epigram: " Candy / Is dandy, / But liquor / Is quicker."

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Cowboy Ron Williams 03 October 2020

Okay, I googled " epigram poetry definition" and this is what came back: An epigram is a short, pithy saying, usually in verse, often with a quick, satirical twist at the end. The subject is usually a single thought or event. At least the satirical twist at the end fits... Not so sure about the " short" (and now I have to look up " pithy" ;)

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Cowboy Ron Williams 03 October 2020

As I look at your poem again, it looks to me like it is written in couplets. I still have not looked up " epigram" . Will do that now.

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Cowboy Ron Williams 03 October 2020

Looks like our families had similar recipes! Mine has been passed down from generation to generation also. You say yours is an " epigram" poem. I never heard of that. Will have to look it up. (Of course, there are lots of forms I'm not familiar with.)

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Kelly Kurt 22 August 2015

I think I've had that.: -)

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Spock The Vegan 17 October 2016

Probably baked by the ex wife.: -)

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