She Flipped Me Off, Not You-Mikel Borischnekoff. Poem by Michael Gale

Do Spaniards worship the Virgin Mary? ...
Are Horror movies chillingly scary?
Did Peter Pan wake up in bed next to Michael Jackson? ...
Why did Michael title his home Never, Never Land?
Is he loose in mind and morals like a rubber band? ...
Sex molesters are an endangered species on Oprah's show.
Mr.Cossell narrated Ali's Fights, blow by blow, you know.
Poker is the new rage on tv and the computer...
Before i got married, i'd have my lunches at Hooters.
Only because i'd enjoy viewing many a hooter.
The single man is always on the hunt...
His tool is used to get a homerun, not a foul ball, or even a pathetic
first base bunt.
I bet you thought i was going to use a different, dirty word? ...
I'm not that low, (dirty tird) .
I'm not well liked...
People just flip me off with the single, middle fingered bird.