This man he lay there sleeping
Well snoring to be precise
He'd forgot to take his Olbas Oil
One bottle would not suffice
Instead he bought some earplugs
To assist his poor wife's sleep
The sofa was her best friend
As she lay there counting sheep
He woke all fresh next morning
'That's the best nights sleep by far'
Then noticed this beast standing by him
With a huge almighty RAH!
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