Song: Copy Writer Poem by Dave SmithWhite

I'm taking out a patent on you, my love;
You meet my strict design.
I'm taking out a patent on you, above
And beyond all reason, blind!

I'm taking out a patent on you, my love;
You surely broke the mould.
You were made a higher grade,
A prize worth more than gold.

I'm taking out a patent on you, my love.
I'm taking out a patent on you!
I'm making out a statement, proclaiming love,
An invention novel and true;
Unique to me and you.
I'm not faking, I'm just flagrant.
My greed for love is blatant.
I am aching for a payment of my due;
I am taking out a patent on you!

I'm taking out a patent on you, my love;
For my exclusive use.
Every waking moment is not enough;
Time weighs like a hangman's noose.

I'm taking out a patent on you, my love.
I'm taking out a patent on you.
I'm staking out as claimant,
For a love that's real not latent,
I'm taking out a patent on you!