The 12 Days Of Christmas Poem by Colette Dright

On the 1st day of Christmas my employer gave to me
A paycheck without an increase.

On the 2nd day of Christmas my employer gave to me
2 tools from Tool World and a paycheck without an increase.

On the 3rd day of Christmas my employer gave to me
3 silver crock pots,2 tools from Tool World
and a paycheck without an increase.

On the 4th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
4 sheets of sheetrock,3 silver crock pots,2 tools from Tool World and a paycheck without an increase.

On the 5th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
5 pre-lit trees,
4 sheets of sheetrock,3 silver crock pots,2 tools from Tool World and a paycheck without an increase.

On the 6th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
6 dented doors,5 pre-lit trees,
4 sheets of sheetrock,3 silver crock pots,2 tools from Tool World and a paycheck without an increase.

On the 7th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
7 purple paint cans,6 dented doors,5 pre-lit trees,
4 sheets of sheetrock,3 silver crock pots,2 tools from Tool World and a paycheck without an increase.

On the 8th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
8 stacks of plywood,7 purple paint cans,6 dented doors,5 pre-lit trees,
4 sheets of sheetrock,3 silver crock pots,2 tools from Tool World and a paycheck without an increase.

On the 9th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
9 kitchen cabinets,8 stacks of plywood,7 purple paint cans
6 dented doors,5 pre-lit trees,
4 sheets of sheetrock,3 silver crock pots,2 tools from Tool World and a paycheck without an increase.

On the 10th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
10 copper pipes,9 kitchen cabinets,8 stacks of plywood
7 purple paint cans,6 dented doors,5 pre-lit trees,
4 sheets of sheetrock,3 silver crock pots,2 tools from Tool World and a paycheck without an increase.

On the 11th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
11 circuit breakers,10 copper pipes,9 kitchen cabinets
8 stacks of plywood,7 purple paint cans,6 dented doors,5 pre-lit trees,
4 sheets of sheetrock,3 silver crock pots,2 tools from Tool World and a paycheck without an increase.

On the 12th day of Christmas my employer gave to me
12 keys from hardware,11 circuit breakers,10 copper pipes
9 kitchen cabinets,8 stacks of plywood,7 purple paint cans
6 dented doors,5 pre-lit trees,
4 sheets of sheetrock,3 silver crock pots,2 tools from Tool World and A PAYCHECK WITHOUT AN INCREASE!

If you have ever been in Lowe's, you will see that each day represents a different department in Lowes.

1 - Human Resource 7 - Paint
2 - Tool World 8 - Building Materials
3 - Appliances 9 - Kitchen
4 - Lumber 10 - Plumbing
5 - Lawn and Garden 11 - Electrical
6 - Millworks 12 - Hardware