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The Day I Got My Finger Stuck Up My Nose

Rating: 4.3

When I got my finger stuck up my nose
I went to a doctor, who said,
"Nothing like this has happened before,
We will have to chop off your head."

"It's only my finger stuck up my nose,
It's only my finger!" I said.
"I see what it is," the doctor replied,
"But we'll still have to chop off your head."

He went to the cabinet and took out an axe.
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Sehasa De silva 22 May 2018

It’s very funny and I really like this app

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Tom Allport 15 October 2017

Hi Brian, I hope you don't mind I was inspired to paint an image that came into my head from this poem I have given it the title Dilemma. It will exhibited in the Now Looking At It art exhibition at The Rathbone Gallery Birkenhead until Christmas 2017. The exhibition is a 50 year celebration of the poetry book The Mersey Sound........................best wishes

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Tom Allport 30 July 2017

a brilliantly funny poem that made me LOL, at the things we do for fun? ...................wonderfully written BP.

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Kim Barney 02 February 2015

Another funny poem, almost as good as the spelling one.

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Anong All 16 November 2005

Very creative.., and quite funny too...! With Respect, Jodilee

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Malavika Venkat 15 November 2005

This poem is really funny! U shud really enjoy it! it ROXX!

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