The Gamey Chess-Shired, Fraidy Cat, Cannot This Day, Fun Thee Play. Poem by Michael Gale

A chessful piece, to and fro'...
Which way placed, to show the go.
Upon thy board of chekered white and black...
Dictates a horse or queen.
Meanly king'd, sneaky attack...
War of a game board's-royal take.
Wrong move, wrong way-Too much at stake...
Push yon button of one timer.
While'st sitting in park, playing on in time...
Pigeons up high, bombard thee with bombs of slimey slymer.
This seems Nature's revenge on thee...
Nature's only crime to be.
Tis' a good Knight, to one bid'ded away...
Kiss my Queen Goodbye, 'nother piece, t'will have to play this day.