Tom Becomes Fanny Poem by Tom Billsborough
Tom Becomes Fanny
Obedient to the modern trend,
I think I'll have a gender bend
But only for a day each week
I'll give my female side a tweak!
Now which weekday shall I choose?
Mid-week is when I get the blues
So Wednesday seems favorite
Now can I find a bra to fit?
And, o my God, I'm going spare.
I do not have a dress to wear.
Some retail therapy's required
To get that look to be desired.
What shall I be? A socialite?
Or naughty lady of the night?
Oh, what fun to have a choice.
I must begin to pitch my voice.
And choose a name most suitable
Something short but sensual.
In my time I've met nice Annies
But even more of gorgeous Fannys.
So Fanny is the name I'll choose
When I totter out in high heeled shoes.
And friends, whoever you may be
Do not refer to "me" as "he"
On Wednesday outings in the town
If you do I'll put you down
And swiftly turn upon my heel
So please respect the way I feel.
" going spare" : # 2 i'd guess 1 - to be available or unused 2 -(British informal) : to become very angry, frustrated, or distraught " retail therapy" i'll guess SHOPPING! ! LIttle Annie was a knockout boobyliscious blonde comic character featured in Playboy Magazine for years. amazingly-entertaining: this poem to MyPoemList bri :)
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" What shall I be? A socialite? Or naughty lady of the night? " BOTH, Silly! ! socialite by day and 'naughty lady' by night, or....roll them into one. , Tom, i'm glad i ran across this gem. to MyPoemList. Oh! It is already in MyPoemList and i commented nearly a year ago. any new poems this year; i see none listed. drop me a line if you can. and, if alive, i hope you are well. if not (or if so) , please have your daughter tell me. bri :)