Two Wongs Don't Make A Wright Poem by Spock the Vegan
Two Wongs Don't Make A Wright
Mr. Hing climbed over a garden wall.
It was easy ‘cause he was very tall.
But he caught his pants on a garden rung
and almost changed his name to Mr. Hung.
Mrs. Wong was on the other side.
"I need help" Hing did confide.
"OK" said Mrs. Wong, as she rang a gong.
Out of the back came Mr. Wong.
He was a Sumo wrestler wearing a thong.
"How can we help you? " asked Mr. Wong.
"You can't" said Hing, "I need Mr. Wright.
He's a lawyer, and I'm in a dreadful plight."
"You sure are, you're in the yard of Wong,
and trespassing as you did is very wrong."
So if YOU are ever in such a plight,
Remember two Wongs don't make a Wright.
I am glad to enjoy reading it yet again with my morning tea. I don't know whether it is wright or wrong. Thanks. Happy Diwali & Best wishes.
An enjoyable read. The rhythm and rhyming are excellent, the humour fantastic. Well done, Spock.
Ha ha ha..humorous poem indeed.........Enjoyable 100 on 10 for this poem.
Very funny. One of favorite jokes goes like this (and you have to tell it, not write it, to really make it work) : If two wrongs, don't make a right, what do two Wrights make? answer: An airplane.
Thanks for your support Kim. You can be an inspiration with your poems.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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12/3/2025 1:11:35 PM # 1.0.0
I have not seen since long such a wonderful poem loaded with so much humour and laughter right from its title to the last line. Thank you very much.