I wonder if a man gets sick of playing "What If? "
It is a tantalising thought -
To wonder what might have been if you'd done… instead.
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Fergus is a little dog
His coat is white as snow
But every time he lets off gas
Well! You wouldn't want to know!
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I have a little tummy ache
That stole up quiet like
I wonder how I'd make
It go away as - "on yer bike"
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A gum tree is a wondrous thing
A symbol of our nation, strong
The tallest flowering plant around, the eucalypt
It reaches from Tasmania to ‘Top End'
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I shook hands with Diana as we were leaving
‘You've got cold hands' as I remarked
‘But I've got a warm heart' she said, weaving,
‘Well maybe I should check it out? ' I asked
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Strike me Fat!
I know its there -
But find it, I cannot!
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My Mother-in-Law is very sweet
She has the nicest twinkling eyes
Ngaire is her name, no others
I'm not sure what it means.
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Ted is for carrying it on, hey
But holding a grudge is a shame
Let bygones be bygones I say
Let kinship and love make a claim!
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My computer is my slave
And the money that I gave
To obtain this little wonder
Near burst the bank asunder!
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The little spider has worked all day,
back and forth, round and round
his labour is a work of art
he's built a web sublime.
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