Who Let The Dogs Out, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Vick, I can’t say how stupid you are.
You had it made,
multimillion contracts,
endorsements,
It all went to the dogs,
Your 'dogs'* and you were pretty stupid,
You fought your canine dogs to make money and amusement,
You gave up a stellar career for what?
Michael Vick, if you didn’t know,
you can cheat on significant other,
You can busted for dope,
you can take steroids,
if don’t lie like Barry did,
You can play the race card with Rush Limbaugh,
but you cannot mess with dogs, Vick.
Dogs have played a roll in society that crosses racial,
ethnic lines.
The kill defenseless animals is barbaric,
The thought of you and your cronies electrocuting dogs makes me sick.

(11-19-2007)

How stupid is the court that said Vick is entitled to his bonuses?
Vick cannot fulfill his contract because he serving time in jail.
The Atlanta Falcons did to agree to sign a person with excuses.
His bonus helped to finance his dog fighting, but did logic prevail?
Not according the U.S. District Judge David Doty,
De-De-De, times three.

Today in Afghanistan, the dog owners buried not their dogs
They were burying their dead----people,
Not dogs, apparently dog-fighting is major attraction outside of Kabul,
Enough that a suicide bomber blew himself up along with a hundred people or so,
Kids and adults alike the bomb blast and/or shrapnel didn’t discriminate,
Maybe the 'terrierists' (a joeism) were members of factional,
but yet fictional,
PETA Taliban Network, otherwise known as the PTN.
Maybe Vick could start a business there;
he isn’t to be playing football here you know.

(amended 2-18-2008)
*the term 'dogs' are human friends in American Hip-hop language for all of you that don't know.