Humour Poems

We two were lovers, the Sea and I;
We plighted our troth ‘neath a summer sky.

And all through the riotous ardent weather
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How often do I wish I were
What people call a character;
A ripe and cherubic old chappie
Who lives to make his fellows happy;
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Handsome man ponder at my masculine size.
I'm not huge or toned to appeal to the judges eyes,
but when I begin to tell them
they think I'm telling lies.
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For my poems, my friend Valsa George has a hunger.
She’s over fifty, but, compared to me, she is younger.
She suggested I write about ‘the advantages of being old’.
It’s a challenge, but, Valsa, on this idea you have sold......
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The night attendant, a B.U. sophomore,
rouses from the mare's-nest of his drowsy head
propped on The Meaning of Meaning.
He catwalks down our corridor.
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Take up the White man's burden --
Send forth the best ye breed --
Go bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need;
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My jolly fat host with your face all a-grin,
Come, open the door to us, let us come in.
A score of stout fellows who think it no sin
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Sing, O goddess, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought
countless ills upon the Achaeans. Many a brave soul did it send
hurrying down to Hades, and many a hero did it yield a prey to dogs
and vultures, for so were the counsels of Jove fulfilled from the
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On that dark night when I was not able to sleep
When I wanted to escape from this earth
to a different galaxy..  I flew high and landed in this galaxy of poetry
Where I am happy and more satisfied than ever before
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I.
Wonder winged luminous in my eyes.
Elegance sheer I perceive and prize
On a flower who plays the sun of skies.
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Laughter got out of humour makes all happy to enjoy fun in life;
That makes all healthy and free in heart, mind and soul in world;
Smile starts friendship, humour kindles laughter to unite in peace;
Unity, love and peace flourish by laughter produced by humour!
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Due to civilization no one can live without money in the modern world;
Prices and taxes have increased and Corona has collapsed world economy;
Many are committing suicides everyday unable to overcome debt problem;
When survival itself is impossible, who can love who to live life in the world?
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Characters in romantic life are flamboyant and half-hand to take any challenge;
With no learning and training they take up any task and do their level best;
In this respect, the characters of The Pickwick Papers novel by Charles Dickens
I cannot forget ever and feel humour quite enjoyable in life in the world sure!
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Smile is the mark of a gentleman in all walks of life in the world sure;
Gentle smile of a lady kindles love in all to favour her in any field ever;
Smile, laughter and humour is certain in the atmosphere of good community;
Humour produces smiles and laughter to foster healthy relationship sure!
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Humour playing main role in love all befriend all ever
With smile and laughter engulfing society enjoy life;
Lack of such an atmosphere never allows love and peace
But only hatred, enmity, rivalry, violence and wars!
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191 Humour thrives on enjoyable moments with enjoying people

192 Humour doesn't look up on anybody nor look down on anybody
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Limerick fun

Limelick Prick
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Humour kindles laughter, brings joy and makes one a friend;
Good heart, gentle nature, helpful and useful aspects turns
A friend into lover reliable and worthwhile in life ever..!
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A beauty angel she is when singing love song to attract all;
All love her when she takes the hand of handsome gentleman;
Gentleman by his beautiful words and smart move capture her;
Her loving soul rests in peace and safety by his humour nice!
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The smile of bright and beautiful yellow flower is a joy
To see ever and enjoy in life to get infected to smile;
Yes, smile infects with health leading to thoughts of
Humour to laugh heartily for the improvement of health!
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