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Comments about Rev. Nixon
Our Wide Open Borders
President Bones has been ordered to sink the ship
It’s to be done without a nuclear blip
He took down the side rails and let the water rush in
That made him so happy; he had that smirk, grin
Problems are from the north and south, is his spin
The peasants on board screamed we have no work
So the Capitan brought out more of his statistical jerk
statistics show pirate unemployment is low
so to there, to the service you'll go
Capitan Bones commanded get your bailing spoon
I don’t know, but this boat might sink soon
But don’t trust ...