Robert Meuser

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Snot Funny

I have a cold,
my nose is runny.
My eyes are red.
My voice sounds funny.

I sneeze and wheeze
and hack all day.
My skin feels hot.
My face looks gray.

I blow my nose
and spit up flem.
Five seconds later
I do it again.

I took two aspirin
and a bicarb of soda.
If it will help,
I have no iota

All I eat
is toast and tea.
Toast makes me cough.
Tea makes me pee.

They say a cold,
lasts seven days or a week.
The end of this darn thing
is what I seek.

My friends all say
I have grounds to sue.

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