There once was a man called Stretton
And he sucked at writing essay questions
He made his students do long and boring seminars
On poems that were equally boring
He rambled for hours on end... oh, the double period!
He was a tool
And tried to get extensions cancelled
He locked his students out in the... SUN
Hahaha what a mong
He let them laze in the sun as punishment....
He is a mong.
WE HATE YOU STRETTON! ahahahahahAHAHAHAGAHAGAHAGA!