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1. Math Terrorists 5/4/2006

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Math Terrorists

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-gebra is a fearsome cult, ' the Attorney General said. 'They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a ...

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