My name is... .well who cares?
I’m 12 years old
And think I know everything
I’m 5 ‘ 2”. I think I’m the tallest skyscraper in New York
As for my weight, lets just say that I’m not exactly
The skinniest, curviest person in the world
My face is covered in hair.
At least, it’s better than the frizzy hair on my head
My feet are scarier than your worst nightmare
My hips are wider than the Pacific
My legs belong to Bigfoot
As for my attitude,
Well I’m boss on my team. ..
I’m colder than ice,
But I know what I’m doing
I’m the kind of...