Eric Preston

The Insurance Man

Andrew Porter, insurance exec
Walked up to the door of the shack
He was here to deny an insurance claim
And he feared there'd be plenty of flack

Dressed to the nines in his pinstriped suit,
With his Briefcase, and black wingtip shoes
His professional, confident manner that said
'I'm in control of this talk with you! '

The door opened up, and there stood Bubba
His hand reached out; he said 'Hey'
His wife, named Bertha said 'Come on in!
It sure is a beautiful day...'

'But wait Mister Porter, 'cause we have rules
and our guests gotta follow ...