Loke Kok yee Poems

Out in the Serengeti waited a hungry lioness
Spied a porcupine minding his own business
Ah! Dinner is served
Got what she deserved
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This great hunter was out looking for a bear
Was advised by those wiser to watch his rear
He was careless in the woods
Woke a grizzly in a bad mood
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This great hunter went out hunting in a boat
A crocodile to get in a place quite remote
Before he could act
The crocodile attacked
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There was this floozy from Australia
Love making out with a young surfer
On a surfboard at night
When the moon was not bright
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Now there was this floozy who was ginormous
How she was able to; was miraculous
When she looked for a beau
Everyone would lay low
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There was this floozy from the outback
Who was adept at riding bareback
But her mouth was a put-off
And your plans would not takeoff
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There was this floozy who had a huge jaw
The consequences of a drunken brawl
Now she looked like a horse
And was filled with remorse
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