Have you ever seen a red elephant
playing golf in a yellow tutu
a purple giraffe wearing glasses
a brown pelican polishing its shoes
A pink pineapple playing chess
a mammoth going to school
an orange building a nest
three donkeys playing the fool
A comet doing shopping
whilst eating eggs and ham
a barnacle playing cards
a lemon shearing lambs
A computer frying green ice
to fill a horse’s ear
a group of talking lice
sharing a pint of beer
That should be enough madness
to last you through the night
now I must be going
for it’s my nose’s turn to write
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
and i also need to get out more (see Alesia's comment) . because the only thing you mentioned which i've personally seen is: a group of talking lice sharing a pint of beer and, Profanisaurus, would you believe they were in my pants? ? and when the pint was done, they all did a dance! in the ballroom. bri :) to MyPoemList