^ An Acutely Obtuse Pythagorean Lyric Poem by Adeline Foster

^ An Acutely Obtuse Pythagorean Lyric

Rating: 4.5


^An Acutely Obtuse Pythagorean Lyric

Isosceles
was watering
his hypotted-nuse
one day,

When a witty,
wily Pythagorsaurus
wandered out his way.
'A theorem for my hearem, '
Isosceles did say.

'Why Sir, I fear
that you will hear
your roots are very rare.
It seems that they are growing,
but all of them are square.'

'Eureka! '
cried Isosceles,
'Eureka and Eurare!
We must the news deliver
to the house across the square.

To leave a
note for Archimedes,
Who will one day be there,
To tell him why the triangle
turned out to be a square.'

Sunday, December 16, 2007
Topic(s) of this poem: humor,poem
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
Geometry class need not be dull.
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Patti Masterman 17 October 2009

As a math hater, I still fully enjoyed this. Adeline, you are to be commended for this..(smile)

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Lillian Thomas 30 September 2009

I love this clever piece of wit. Needs to be in some math books.

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Adi Cox 24 August 2009

There is an oxymoron in the title 'An Acutlely Obtuse Pythagorean Lyric'. I am assuming that this poem is referring to a^2 + b^2 = c^2 'To tell him why the triangle turned out to be a square.' Where the hypotenuse is c c = (a^2+b^2) ^(1/2) in this case the hypotinuse is the root I like poems about mathematics so I maybe bias and its a 10/10. Excellent.

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Shakti Shetty 25 February 2009

Adeline, you must be good with your math and geometry coz a poem like these can't be written by a math-hater! ! ! hilarious yet intriguing....

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James Timothy Jarrett 14 January 2009

A pun in poetic form. Apparently A few voters have been much harder on this little gem than they should have. I give this little crossover a ten

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Daithi Holbrúc 27 June 2014

Ha! Defiantly adds up !

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Daniel Y. 05 March 2014

A clever story and clever word play. I'm afraid I missed a majority of the puns or allusions. I have a poem in development which you will enjoy. For now check out my poem Prime.

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Gary Kedron 28 August 2013

you were right, I so enjoyed reading it... love it! thank you for the comments on my poetry...

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Elena Plotkin 24 June 2013

You definitely have a certain flair when it comes to poetry and mathematics. Very enjoyable read.

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Danny Draper 17 June 2013

This has it all including time travel or messages for the the future unknown. Acute poem not at all diagonal, as it gets to the point.

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Adeline Foster

Adeline Foster

Instructor of poetry, Hagerstown, MD
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