David Harris

Gold Star - 4,611 Points (18 June 1945 / Bradfield, England)

Arnie Sweatyknickers (Fun Poem 35) - Poem by David Harris

A few years ago, I used to
go to the gym twice a week;
I thought the exercise
would improve my physique.
My ex-boss saw me one day,
then declared Arnie Sweatyknickers
has come to town,
and a new action hero was born.

Comments about Arnie Sweatyknickers (Fun Poem 35) by David Harris

  • (8/6/2007 11:46:00 AM)

    My dad asked me not to give comments on this poem because he thinks he loved this one more then me, but I also had a good laugh..HA HA HA (Report) Reply

    0 person liked.
    0 person did not like.
  • (7/31/2007 1:30:00 AM)

    Now here we have the makings of a new series for JoJo to start....She has Dodgy Dave and now how about a bunch about 'Arnie Sweatyknickers.' You know, like 'don't get your knickers in a tither.' What a name, too funny at this late hour for me, still here trying to catch up all I've missed since Friday....love, marci.xox (Report) Reply

  • (7/25/2007 9:31:00 PM)

    Another star is born.....after the movies.....you can be Govenor Dodgy Arnold Dave
    And you said you can't tell your own stories.....I better hang up my hat and leave you to your own penning.....this one is funny: O)
    (Report) Reply

  • (7/25/2007 5:05:00 PM)

    The Poetic Terminator my friend... I`LL BE BACK..10 (Report) Reply

  • Ernestine Northover (7/25/2007 1:30:00 PM)

    I reckon you would make quite a good one, you are tall and athletic. Just need to up those muscles and biceps which shouldn't take too long. I shall look out for you on the big screen soon then.
    Love and hugs Ernestine XXX
    (Report) Reply

  • (7/25/2007 10:50:00 AM)

    Was your personal trainer Betty Swollocks? A right pair!

    Gave me a laugh, as did the line in my mail to you. Ah, it's a funny old day.

    Love, Fran xxx
    (Report) Reply

Read all 6 comments »

Read this poem in other languages

This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.

I would like to translate this poem »

word flags

What do you think this poem is about?

Poem Submitted: Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Poem Edited: Thursday, March 24, 2011

Famous Poems

  1. Still I Rise
    Maya Angelou
  2. The Road Not Taken
    Robert Frost
  3. If You Forget Me
    Pablo Neruda
  4. Dreams
    Langston Hughes
  5. Annabel Lee
    Edgar Allan Poe
  6. Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening
    Robert Frost
  7. If
    Rudyard Kipling
  8. Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep
    Mary Elizabeth Frye
  9. I Do Not Love You Except Because I Love You
    Pablo Neruda
  10. Television
    Roald Dahl
[Report Error]