If women had udders
and cows had breasts
what would be shown in The Sun?
Would it be Daisy
the feisty heifer
boasting 98-100-91?
Would it be Sharon
the Croydon belle
With udder attached to her sternum?
She'd have admiring bullocks
throughout the land
though four-teated Sharon'd spurn 'em.
Would Farmer's Monthly
become a jazz mag
top shelf stuff not for sale to the nippers?
Would Playboy become
a livestock guide
a rattling good read for sheep dippers?
This fascination
for lactiferous glands
raises questions I believe worth pursuing.
Who was the first man
to milk a cow
and what did he think he was doing?
What a great laugh this was. I am married to a woman...who could if she wanted years ago opened a milk farm......for infants. LOL.
This poem is an udderly hilarious ride through Gland Land and its (m) ilk - love it! ! !
Off the wall funny! Great slant on the mammary fascination. Scarlett
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Clever indeed my friend! Thanks for sharing.